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BUDGET URNS

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Having been so broke or tight fisted to have chosen a Budget Funeral for your loved one means that you should have a few quid spare to buy one of our Beautiful budget urns.
Our budget urns come in a wide variety of styles and sizes, and will grace the shelf of even the most broken down garden shed, drab living room shelf or loft.
Unlike the very expensive Premium Funeral urns which are perfect replicas of everyday objects, these are actually everyday items which have been used by us prior to passing on to you for reasonable handling charge.
 
The Treat The Happy
The Treat £30 The Happy £45*
The Kentucky The Liner
The Kentucky £45* The Liner £30
The Oriental The Tub
The Oriental £30 The Tub £30
The Oriental The Tub
The Scot £50 The Lyons £70

*Comes with your own choice of chilled drink.
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PERSONAL PRESENTATIONS

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Presentation Presentation
For only £55 you can have a special presentation of your loved ones remains*. You will receive a pair of A4 photos (printed double sided in greyscale), these will be sent to you on receipt of a postage paid self addressed envelope.
For an additional £80 you can have your prints autographed by the whole funeral team, even Mark the vicar will add a best wishes message on the back for only £50.
This unique service is brought to you by Tenpasenta Church Budget Funerals, we lead, others rarely follow.

*We have so much ash left over from our pyres or just uncollected by uncaring relatives that you can now be presented with your own ashes before you die, an ideal way to see how good you will look in the urn of your choice and take photos with yourself.
   
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URN HIRE

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We now offer an ash box rental service. No need to buy one of our stylish budget urns just to tip out the contents at some beauty spot or other, this is a great money saving alternative
The visually attractive container is ideal for carrying then spreading the dearly departed ones ashes (on dry days).
This is also a great form of recycling, so if your family is that way inclined they'll be glad to hear that these urns can be used up to 50 times, or maybe more if we went to the expense of using a plastic bag to put the ashes in first.
We cannot guarantee that you will be one of the first renters, so it may look a little knackered compared to our illustration, but the price remains the same at only:

£18 for three days, £20 deposit.
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NEW BUDGET COLUMBARIUM

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Budget columbarium Budget funerals is pleased to announce that our new Budget columbarium is now open! new Prices start at only £500, renewable after 5 years!
Our unique system allows the bereaved to keep their loved ones ashes secure in the beautiful surroundings of the Tenpasenta crematorium, there is enough space in these exclusive niches for not only 2 full sized urns but two pairs of shoes and other clothing items belonging to the deceased, if you were to opt in to our £1000 16 year plan imagine the excitement of the next generation of loved ones coming to empty the niche because they are not prepared to continue payments, and finding a time capsule of bygone items to reminisce over before taking them to the dump.
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