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VIEWING
Budget chapel of rest
D.I.Y. chapel system

It's been recognised by the Tenpasenta Church that viewing a deceased loved one can aid the grieving process. Being a customer on a budget should not mean we limit your access to the body at such an important time.
Our Budget chapel of rest has been designed around an existing old mortuary facility on the site, this inspired new use has breathed life into this once run down building.
We operate a unique self service system, each drawer and body is clearly labelled with the deceased's reference number and name, you will be advised of your loved ones allocated number by our visitor centre reception staff, e-mail or by 2nd class post. We do not advise anyone to visit based on name alone, unless it's pretty unique, as kissing the wrong corpse with the right name could prove embarrassing (Mrs Smith, LOL).
If you were to require assistance in the chapel of rest, our gardener's shed is nearby, go ask him, if he is not there or is unable or unwilling to help, just work it out yourself, it's not rocket science.
Open to the general public almost daily.
Please photograph only your own dead family member/members, we have been getting complaints of cadavers in our care who's photo's have been posted on Facebook and Friends Reunited as a joke. We get the joke but we don't get any royalties, your attention is appreciated, thank you.

Budget chapel of rest
BULK
ultra budget viewing area

On busy weeks we use our overflow room, but don't worry you can still come and visit your loved one and take a final photo together.
This is a mixed sex storage area, so if the thought of seeing dead peoples genitals would offend then we suggest you grow up.
We ask that children under five shouldn't visit the bulk viewing area, the sight of lots of dead people decomposing could put them off their McDonald's Happy meal on the trip home.
Please don't post photos of your departed relative on their Facebook page, unless you add the fact it was a Tenpasenta Budget Funeral, it's good positive and cheap advertising for us.
Those who like looking for racist angles on websites, will notice that most people of colour don't use our budget funeral service, that's because they have higher morals.

JAUNDICE
Yellow body

It's a common fact that many bodies we receive are severely jaundiced, some make bananas look dull.
But worry not, we have access to the finest budget body colouring solutions. Before your viewing we can colour up your dead relative for only £40, if you did however want them looking au–naturale, we cant blame you as it makes an interesting talking point during the funeral, livers and all that.

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